10 Things That Go Through Your Head When You're Growing Out Your Bangs - Makeup and Beauty Blog

Me and my bangs in happier times

1. What possessed me to do this!? Why did I always call back that bangs would be a adept idea? I'm never, Always doing this ever once again. (Side notation: If I had a dime for every fourth dimension I said that during this process I'd be a rich woman, LOL!)
2. What the hell!? My leg hair, the hair on my big toe, my mustache, even MY Mentum — why does the hair abound so fast everywhere else EXCEPT for where I actually desire it to abound??
3. I should invest in a company that makes bobby pins, seeing equally how I'grand probably keeping the unabridged bobby pin manufacture in business. I walk around leaving a trail of bobby pins in my wake! I find them in the shower, the corners, the kitchen counter, my nightstand, and I may or may non have found a agglomeration around my feet in HIIT class at the gym.

   I also may or may not have seriously considered picking one of them up and using information technology to put my bangs back.

4. This freakin' cowlick! How many cans of super extra hold hairspray volition this take!?
5. If I put on this cray-cray pair of false lashes, it'll distract people from looking at my cowlick. Aye, that seems perfectly logical…
6. Adept grief. I've only been growing out these bangs for five days, but information technology feels like 5 YEARS.
7. I feel like a shaggy sheep dog…
8. I am starting to feel personally offended past my baby hairs, considering they absolutely refuse to listen to me. RUDE.
9. What should I do today to go these out of my face? Braid them? Twist them? Slick them back? Wear a headband? A hat? F*ck it. Perhaps I'll just wear that itchy blue wig I got from Party Metropolis, since that would be easier than dealing with these bangs.
10. I'g never, ever, EVER getting bangs always once again.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty aficionado,

Karen

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